Five Foot Two

Concert or Performance

18 Apr 2018

Part of the 2018 Ipswich Festival.

Precious things come in small packages … and so does poison!

Join me, ‘pocket dynamite’ singer-actor Melissa Western, for a night of fun and frivolity with a biting edge as I travel the ups and downs of life as a five foot two (okay, maybe five foot … but I always wear heels). As a tribute to the vertically challenged amongst us, I solemnly promise that all the music in this cabaret has been made famous by someone no taller than five foot two including Dolly Parton, Edith Piaf, Kylie Minogue, Lady Gaga, Christina Aguilera, Shakira and more.

Backed by my hot band and some super special guests, this will be a night of silly psychology and pint-sized perfection. Is it a comedy, is it a cabaret, is it a therapy session? Come and see for yourself, everyone is welcome … as long as you tall, sprouty people turn around and check that the person behind you can see.


Bar Cafe Carpark Caters for hearing impairment Caters for high support needs Caters for limited mobility Caters for vision impairment Coach Parking Conference/Convention Facilities Disabled access available Free Wifi Non Smoking Public Toilet Wheelchair access

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