Effie: Better Out Than In

People what’s happened in the last couple of years? Exactly!

Talk about mental as anything.

The sh*t hit the fan and there was no toilet paper to clean it with.

Effie? She’d been in physical lockdown, sexually that is, for most of her life.

And she doesn’t wanna brag but, she and her hot husband clocked up a lot of ‘Rooting Frequent Flyer’ points.

Yep, she went from Bronze to Platinum in nine months.

But they’re finally out. Out of the House and Out of the Pantry.

Seriously, it was so bad she thought about writing a COVID memoir called ‘Eat, Pray, Eat.’

Come see her hit stage show, ‘Better Out Than In.’ And let her lift youse up where youse belong!